A frightful Jon-ism

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/football/2010-offensive-line-has-early-cushion

They were, and their non-conference performance was less than inspiring against a collection of tomato cans and cupcakes.  Iowa then went into Happy Valley and won 21-10. - Rev. Jon Miller

Okay...whatever the hell that means. Seriously, Jon...quit writing. You're writing is a public embarrassment to your fan base and yourself. This might be the dumbest recently invented saying to date.

Besides the fact the fact this article has the dumbest saying in human history...it's more pointless diatribe from the Hawkeye Homer. How many words and illogical comparisons can it take to say the obvious? Everyone knows their offensive line will be a question in 2010. Everyone.

Jon's Latest Idiocy...Jon asking HN if Iowa is a Top Ten National Program

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/forum/football/2947-iowa-top-ten-national-progam.html

Eight years may sound like an odd time frame with which to evaluate ones place in the college football hierarchy - Jonathan Boy Miller

No, Jon...it doesn't it sounds like your typical homer self that would conveniently want leave out 2000 and 2001. In a year where you yourself, and multiple other media outlets, have been analyzing the decade...you suddenly have a paradigm shift and want to cut two years out for your convenience. Nice, Jon....very nice.

...and two, it will come out favorably for the Hawks.

 Um, yeah it will...at least you're being "honest" about it (note: that makes it OK, right Jon). Because otherwise it's deceptively NOT obvious you're being your normal homeristic self.

Iowa has the 15th best winning percentage in all of football, and the 12th best winning percentage of teams from BCS conferences.

 Neither one of those are Top Ten, are they Jon?

All time, there are about 15 schools that you can lump into a discussion and Iowa is not one of those schools.

 Yet just watch me continually insinuate otherwise despite providing you all the evidence contradictory to the fact anyway.

But over the last eight years, when you take into consideration conference championships and now a BCS bowl win, the Hawks are 12th from BCS conferences in winning percentages, can we argue they have been a Top Ten program over the past eight years, which is 80% of a decade?

 Why not? Of course we can, Jon! This what the average message board poster dunderhead fan does. Conjure up ridiculous twists of the facts to feel better about their team. I know, I know...you're a paid professional with 'inside' sources, we have no reason to expect more.

If you would like to run some of your own calculations you can do so at this great college football resource: stassen.com

 No, no...that's alright, I will take your word oh Grand Iowa Homer of Objectivity that the Hawkeyes are indeed...a Top Ten National Program of the past...Octade.

L...O...L

The HN MB catastrophe

Jon in all of his brilliance allowed HN to be hosted in some kids basement. This lead to crash of the entire site...with, get this, NO RECENT BACKUP.

Hence, a ton of content conveniently lost....good LOL material by Jon, gone, swept under the rug forever.

Oh well, onward we will go...and now, we'll see if this crackerjack shop he is hosting HN on can do a simple backup.

Way to go Jon...way...to...go.

Jon's words of projection

1 Jon 12:11

I just think some people are either amazingly insecure, or rabble rousers. - Head Priestess Jon Miller

 I am trying to decide if there is anyone that is more guilty of insecurity and rabble-rousing. I don't think so...I mean, if you want to see the picture of insecurity, look no further than Jonny Miller. Mr. ILikeToWhineAboutMessageBoardPostersOnMyShow. Let me count thy ways...

- Constant whining about message board posters, check

- Locks down threads to bury them so as to not damage his image or disrupt the homage being paid to him by his evil minions, check

- Call him a liar, watch him cry, check

- Constantly using Deace as a crutch, check

This is too easy...

And, rabble-rousing? Let's see...who constantly stirs the Hawkeye Nation pot? Jon Miller...

- His ridiculous homerism and man love for Jake Christensen was...scary

- His constant hype and overstating Moeaki's actual value and ability as an athlete

- His recent incessant unwillingness to believe that there was ANY possible way Iowa wouldn't go to the 2010 Fiesta Bowl

Just to name a few. Evil minions of Jon Miller Nation...repent, before it's too late.

Jon, you're projecting. These words reflect you.

More on Jon the Liar

First off, it's hilarious...Jon is so ridiculously hyper-sensitive about being called a liar that if you even breathe the word without calling him one he gets his panties in a bunch...let's see:

Jon claim OP called him a liar

In the above post, Jon calls the OP on the carpet for calling him a liar, but what was really said?

The OP's words

per TOS. Heard he was on the radio show with Miller then when he got off, Jon proceded to call him a liar. Just wanted some clarification on this. I did not hear the radio program, just wanted to know what was really said.

 Oh, that makes sense, what the OP was relaying was the fact that he heard, per TOS, that Jon did this...and was simply looking for clarification.

Nice, Jon, you liar...oh wait, is there more Jon hypersensitivity on this subject? Let's see...

Here is supposedly the original link provided by another on of Jon's underling homers:

The alleged link to the original comment in question

Jon states:

Cool. Some anonymous guy named Jeebus posted that, then later admitted that I didn't use the word liar. thanks for finding the link. End of story

 Um, Jon...first off, not even Jeebus called you a liar here is Jeebus' comment:

I heard Gautier on Jon Miller yesterday. Jon ended the interview and then proceeded to imply that Gautier was a liar.

Jon, you DO know what imply means? It means he didn't CALL you a liar...it means he took your obvious, well documented disagreement with Gautier's position being at all altruistic to mean that you're basically insinuating, implying or indirectly state that Gautier...which you DID.

Jon you lied about the original poster calling you a liar. You owe him an apology. You know how much you hate that.

Jon hates being called a liar, but basically calls Orange Bowl rep a liar

1 Jon 12:8

They took Iowa because of what Iowa can do for them. Part of their decision making process may have been the professed altruism but the percentage pales in comparison to bringing the team that could give them the best bang for the buck - The Prophet Jon Miller the First

Jon, here is the deal, when you tell someone their reasoning they provided you is wrong, you're in effect calling that person a liar. Not uttering the actual word only means you don't have the spine to actually man up and say it.

You were wrong about Iowa to the Fiesta. Why? Because you're an Iowa homer who didn't want to believe it and also because you know, thanks to Deace, that the primary motivation for bowls in revenue. You banked your entire Fiesta prediction on that...and it didn't pan out. Now another bowl offers logical reasoning that is laid out in their missions statement and you refuse to believe it.

This is where your arrogance does you in...again. I agree, Jon, money IS a factor, but who are you to basically throw the guy under the bus about the more altruistic reason? Can't that also be a large part of it? No, that's be to open-minded for you to accept...

Jon Miller predicts Kafka an NFL success?!

Jon likes Kafka

First off, I like Kafka...good QB, and should have got some love from the voting.

However, this is the kind of craptastic stuff Jon will throw out there that is just generic. What the hell does that even mean Jon? He will make an NFL roster or he can play at the next level? Clearly Jon said he can PLAY at the next level...so, as a backup, as a starter? Yeah, this is one of those things where if Kafka were to succeed Jon comes back beating his chest about how he said this way back when.

Let's just note this...Kafka isn't going to be a career NFL guy, Jon...seriously...